The Most Interesting Dog

I'm Monster a 100% dog. I'm my own best friend! I like eating dry dog food, drinking water, sniffing butts & running outside.

I don’t always drink water but when I do I drink Dos Toilet Water…

~ Police often question him, just because they find him interesting

~ He speaks fluent French, in Russian

~ He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels

~ He lives vicariously through himself

~ Even his enemy’s list him as their emergency contact

~ He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5

~ His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards

~ He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken

~ Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear
The Most Interesting Dog